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Lampshade & B-team

 Last 2 movies of 2024.

I took a long plane flight and got to watch two movies I had not seen in the mobile format the cinematographer intended.

Here are my alternate title suggestions - 

* "Deadpool & Wolverine" could have been titled "Lampshade: the movie"

* "Borderlands" was "The A-team in space" or perhaps to be fair to the actual A-team, "An assemblage of characters across various aesthetics who think they are in different movies".

D&W spent a little over 2 hours telling me it was funny because it was trying to be funny on purpose. Don't let it be forgotten that this is funny. When it wasn't doing that, it was informing me that it was a multiverse movie and that I shouldn't care for those. It was enjoyable, but I would have liked it 50% more if it had dropped 30 minutes of educating me regarding what it was. 

As for the B-team, it was fetch quest city. You could tell you were on different a quest because of the color and lighting changes. The cast are great actors, but I think the director didn't know that. Each of the actors was doing their thing - and that thing was for at least 3 different movies. Kevin Hart was doing his thing acting his butt off. Jack Black was doing a one-liner routine for a late-night talk show. Everyone else either phones it in, or is in some sort of brooding drama (not counting JLC's role as chief expositionist).

I can definitely say that I saw both films.

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