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Shark Side of the Moon (2022)

 You know when you watch a movie and for "reasons" you can't remember watching it - so you jump on it again as a new discovery. Then about 15 minutes into this 88-minute gem, you realize you have been here before. And it is so glorious you cannot believe you forgot about it.

"Shark Side of the Moon" (2022) was so funny this time. Just the right mix of practical and CGI effects. A cast that knows exactly what movie they are in. Implausible physics & wonderful expositive dialog rationalizing it. The only thing they don't really explain is what these homicidal Russian-shark-human-hybrids have been eating on the moon for the last couple of decades. If they did, I missed it. 

It is almost as good as "Velocipastor" (2018)

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